"When you are a lad who enjoys getting other lads in bed, you have to develop a rather fastidious sense for who plays the same instrument or there's a chance you'll find yourself at the business end of a hangman's knot. And if this fellow and I had met at a bar, I would have already bought him a drink and put his fingers in my mouth."
"Shh. We can talk later. He's gonna come outta the shower any minute now and ain't no way I'm missin' that."
"Ooh," she said, and pulled out her own binoculars.
D looked at her. "Hey!"
"What? You'd deny a hardworking girl a little eye candy?"
"This ain't Halloween."
"What's that mean?"
"Means I ain't sharin' my candy. Gimme them glasses."