I need character names for the Scare Rows sequels I'm working on. If you would like to be murdered or simply included in LADIES OF THE GOURD or CHURCH O' THE LANTERN, please submit your name in the comment section below. 

If you would, state in your comment whether or not you would like your character to be killed, maimed, or play an inconsequential supporting/background role. The character will share your name only, and will not be based on the real life you.

Note: I will not be responsible for corn cobs being inserted in various orifices resulting in pregnancies involving squash and/or other vegetation. Thank you for your cooperation.

You can expect both novelettes sometime next year. :)