The best thing about listening to this is that you know the narrator must be like WTF?

I can't say it was good, but... it was fun!

Aisha Fire-Crotch and Rose Poonani for starters. 

"'Fill my gizz hole.'"

Yup, that happened.

"...humping away to her screams and walls and pleasure shrieks."

Pleasure shrieks?   Really.   

"...his giant cock juice.."

All I can think of is that his cock juice is an ice cube.   It doesn't sound very liquid-y phrased like this. 

"'She will force you to hit the front butt of her tribe mates...'"

I kinda actually love that vaginas are now 'front butts.'

"'You have seen me tame him with my powerful cock bucket.'"

And also cock pockets.   All I could think of was hot pockets, though.   

"'Black Kenny needs to bone your stink box.'"

Well, at least the sex talk isn't repetitive... yet.  

"'FILL THE COCK POCKET,' Nisha screamed, smiling, taking his load."

More cock pockets, huh?

"'In times was, a man could control his jazz rocket.'"

Wait, what now?

"'Give me the ramrod,' she screamed.   'I demand a ramrodding!'"

"'I will be the only front butt in this tribe that gets the jolly cock.'"

I don't even guys.

"'How will I ever get the might t-rex, if I cannot even get a butt-fuckery, Terris slow to stick it in my cock pocket.'"

How will you get anyone talking like this?

"With her belly full of thirty-six spoke knockers..."

Dinner's served!

"'Even if Black Kenny gives us the love bone...'"

Hard love bone, guys.   I'm guessing that's when the cocks get jolly...

"'I come to the valley of the falls, to bonk bonk with the great fish eater, the Heavy Claw..."

Bonk bonk is the most immature phrase to replace fuck I've encountered yet.

"...his love stick protruding and ready."

More jolly cocks for you.

"The sun beat down on her,  and a large man in red suit stood over her."

Well, I thought, this might be interesting.   

Don't read on if you don't want Christmas or Jesus ruined for you.

"'But you can call me Santa Claus.'"

Why not.   I mean, who's going to give presents to the good little dinosaurs?

"'I m the son of God himself.   I am Jesus Christ,' said the man."

I feel like this explains how people can ignore evolution, to be honest.    Also, why?   This whole thread came out of nowhere.   WTF?

"Will you help me, please,' Liwen said.   'Will you save me?'"

Well, it is Jesus, guys.   Jesus!   Love the sinner, not the sin, right?

"Jesus let out a hard cackle.   'Are you fucking crazy, Liwen,' Jesus said.  'You tried to bone a dead Baryonyxy.   I mean, dead horsing a Barony.   That's sick.   So, no.   No.  I'm not inclined to save you.  Stinky perv.'"

Well, that's not judgmental at all, Jesus.

"'I guess I'm going to have to put you on the naughty list.'   Then he too left Liwen alone, clinging to life, on the side of the river.   The end."

Well, that wasn't what I was expecting.    And pretty abrupt.    

But for some reason, I kept finding reasons to get up and do other shit. 

Anyway, I brought Dean in a couple times.   He's never squirmed so much, nor left faster, so I'm assuming that he also finds this ridiculous. 

There are still issues.   It wasn't laugh out loud funny, and while it made some good points, and had some good humor, it was everywhere.   There was also a 'let's stereotype the dinosaurs' section, where one section - the brontosaurus - was repeated. 

Had it been just mocking the dinporn fad, or that and dating books in general, it would have worked far better.  Instead, there were some weirdly uncomfortable moments where it became social commentary.   (Particularly the comments about human/dinosaur marriage being illegal in certain countries and states, and making me think of gay marriage.)   I'm just not sure this is the place to make that commentary, especially when it's mostly breezy humor.   The social commentary either gets buried, or it's noticed and there's this, 'wait, what just happened?' reaction.   I was kinda in the first camp then the second - it got buried for me, became super obvious, and then I was left scratching my head.

That being said, it's very on point, and I wasn't expecting that.  It's fun, and it works because it takes itself super seriously.   That seriousness is what makes the actual subject seem so ridiculous, even more so than it would seem dinoporn could be.  

Three stars.   And I was honestly expecting this to be one half, so, color me impressed!

And hmmm.... I wonder if some of these tips will work for Dinobots.   Or Dynobots. 

Apparently.  Because the author copy and pasted his sex scenes, changing words like 'T-Rex' to the appropriate other dinosaur.   And mixing it up slightly more, but really?   All the sex scenes are the same. 

But, here, have the funny!