I received a complimentary Kindle copy of E is for Exterminator by Ian Rob Wright in an Amazon promotion. It is found in A-Z of Horror: Complete Collection: Fear from beginning to end.
That did not change my opinion for this review. I gave this book four stars.
It is a compelling horror story.
Link to purchase: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01BA0E680
Empire of the Tooth by Iain Rob Wright continues the story of Joe and Danny from Animal Kingdom. I gave it five stars.
It's been five years since the zoo debacle. "Life was, therefore, a constant endurance against the slightly chilly and moderately damp. Numb, nothingy weather for a numb, nothingy existence. The animals hadn’t attacked in over a week—something unheard of."
I received a complimentary copy from the author. That did not change my opinion for this review.
Link to purchase: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005OLBD0Q
What's better than a scary house of horrors carnival ride?
One that has been abandoned and is the stopping place for a servant of Woden.
And he needs more souls. Six friends out for a weekend of camping and partying are just the ticket.
Coming to the end, some of the humor in this is face palm stuff that has me snorting.
It's horribly executed, but keeps making me laugh.
Someone planted a bomb on the ship, he was going to be executed, and managed to hand the detonator off to another guy about to be executed along with a woman. Damien sets off the bomb and covers Anna with his body and hangs on so they don't both go sliding off the now sinking ship.
They get up, and she asks:
"What's the plan, Rambo?"
Damien shrugged. "We could go to the bow and cuddle. I could shout 'I'm King of the world'?"
Anna frowned. "I'm more of a Terminator 2 kind of gal."
Damien held his hand out to her. "Then come with me if you want to live."
I don't know if the author is having a difficult time wrapping up the story or if he just wants to use all the famous lines, or maybe that was the goal from the start. Earlier in the story some one yelled "Game over. man! Game over!"
At least we don't YET have Conans famous line:
"To crush your enemies -- See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!"
ARMAGEDDON! LOL
OMG, I'm dying here.
I don't think the book is supposed to be funny, and it's not the best written thing out there, and it's #3 in the series, but the plot holds you if can deal with the writing. Not a lot of spelling or grammatical issues, just feels like young writing.
The zombies are swarming.
But this:
“We're screwed,” Jimmy fretted.
“We're like hamsters up a butthole.”
Made think think of this:
and I can't stop laughing.
I'm going to spend the rest of the day yelling ARMAGEDDON! at odd times.
LOL
I don't know how to add a video, but the link just takes you YouTube.
Sorry for the weird font and big paragraph spaces. I typed it up first in an open office doc.
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