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review 2014-08-28 16:42
Well, thank God that's over - The Rose Cord by JD Oswald
The Rose Cord - J.D. Oswald

[The Rose Cord is a direct follow-up to Dreamwalker, so please be aware this review contains spoilers for that book. Also, this is a long book and the beginning was a long time ago and has been wiped from my memory: I appreciate a heads-up on any details I've got wrong]

 

I reached the end of The Rose Cord earlier than I anticipated due to an extract of the next book being included. I was glad. This is the kind of book which makes me want to shake the author; there is a decent novel in here with some brilliant details and fabulous ideas, but it's been buried in one of the most tedious and repetitive things I've read in ages. You know the second series of Game of Thrones where Rob Stark spent 86 hours looking grumpy in a variety of fields? The Rose Cord is basically that, but without Mike from Casualty.

 

At the end of Dreamwalker, Benfro, a dragon, watched his mother beheaded by Inquisitor Melyn, head of the warrior priests and all round disliker of things scaly. The Rose Cord picks it up in the next scene: Benfro flees through the woods before returning to the village to find everybody he has ever known slaughtered. On the advice of the memory of his mother, Benfro heads north in search of Corwen, a mage dragon who taught Morgwm, but instead he finds something else: the remains of the great and legendary dragon Magog, and his unreckoned jewel...

 

Meanwhile, Errol Ramsbottom, Warrior Priest-in-training and (unbeknownst to him) heir to the throne, is trying to learn how to keep Inquisitor Melyn out of his head. As in psychic powers, not trepanning. Melyn, though, has a job Errol is just *perfect* for...

 

To begin with, The Rose Cord is pretty good despite some minor issues, but unfortunately these are the same issues which will come back to haunt it later: repetition. Rather than having a single scene which achieves all it needs to, Oswald has a habit of having his characters plod through a similar situation multiple times advancing their understanding only a small amount with each.

 

For instance: Beulah, the young Queen occupying Errol's throne, discovers a plot to kill her, so she deals with it in her own inimitable way: kills her would-be assassin and shouts at everybody for a bit. Naturally, he was not acting alone, so there's another would-be assassin to deal with. And then there's another. 

 

Although each scene is different, and each moves the story forward in it's own vital way, it's a good example (within the first 13%) of how the scenes should be working harder and doing more. 

 

Benfro suffers from this problem the most. In Dreamwalker he was entertaining and tremendously likeable, but with the removal of the villagers he's mostly a dragon wandering through a wood. He occupies the bulk of the book but vast swathes of it involve him being on his own not doing a great deal and it's all the more frustrating because there is gold them thar chapters, it's just not worth the trog to get to. Plus, doing so requires reading about Malkin the squirrel, a character I would happily watch taken out at dawn.

 

The pacing, too, is wrong. From 70% I was reading believing it would get better - the third in the series is already out in ebook with the paperback happening soon; there is going to be a forth. From 88% I was reading with the glazed determination of somebody who's read that much and is jolly well going to finish just so she can write a fair review of the damn thing. The great dramatic end-scene is crippled by the billion pages of Benfro-is-in-a-cave which precedes it. Throughout, so much space was given to things not happening that when something did, it was ... lost. 

 

Errol has more to do in this book and his is a far stronger story than in the first, but for much of the book - as in Dreamwalker - he is at the mercy of things which happen *to* him, and he's too bland for me to care much. His story is more engaging, but not enough to carry the book.

 

I liked Dreamwalker a lot - I gave it four stars - but The Rose Cord is weeping for structural edit so hard I do wonder if this is the original self-pubbed text and a new version will get introduced close to its November paperback release date. There are some really great ideas in The Rose Cord, but the last 15% (of this 476 page book) is shear tedium; I won't be continuing with the series: 2 stars.

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review 2014-02-06 18:20
I Dunno I'm Reviewing a Book of Recommendations
The Little Black Book: Books - Over a Century of the Greatest Books, Writers, Characters, Passages and Events That Rocked the Literary World - Lucy Daniel,Various

 

Deal with it (I guess?).

 

I think I got this book for the wrong, wrong reason.  That reason is that I was trying to get a cheat sheet of the sort of material that I should be looking for when I shop in thrift stores, what this book actually is is a coffee-table book that no one would actually read - and nobody likely should read.

 

It's pretty dull - the running joke with Monster Man became, "and in *yadda yadda year*, what was the little known country which produced a writer who won a prize for writing about the problems of that country's people?"

 

You just start skipping by entire sections of the book, wholesale, going through dry facts like you're sorting through a barrel of beans with the intent of organizing them, based on color, shape and size.  Oh, there's facts about decent authors that I think I might find interesting, and usually out of every 20 books about a gay character dealing with his society while having deep emotional problems stemming from his mother's lackluster mothering techniques there is something that actually seems like sane reading material. 

 

Yep, this is another book that chooses to high light material that focuses more on being award baiting material than actually entertaining.  Hell, sometimes I just don't know what the hell I'm reading about - sometimes the writers tasked with writing a few paragraphs-long blurb about a book or its author completely shits the bed, and the explanation about a book ranges from the bizarre - simply listing off things that happen in the book (I'm guessing) or the overly specific explanation of different "themes" of the books.    I mean, how hard is it to explain what the shit Brave New World is ABOUT?  Apparently, this was like asking one of the contributors to have to turn off their Snob-o-Meter and then follow it up with killing their closest loved ones.  

 

Dance around the subject matter, contributors, dance!

 

This is basically a badly-written and cobbled together literary, almost 800 page long version of that Billy Joel song, "We Didn't Start the Fire."  And, yes, Stranger in a Strange Land is a part of the collection.  "These are things that happened!", the book seems to be shouting.  "Yes," I answer back, "but where's the beef?  Why should I care about these things, outside of your assertion that it's super important and that it is historically important?"  

 

I still haven't gotten an answer back on that one.  Oh well.

 

Post-Script - After some consideration, I realized that what I should have been looking at, as opposed to this book, is this list, compiled by the people of Reddit, for some actually GOOD reading material.  WHAT WAS I THINKING, READING THIS FRIGGING MESS OF A BOOK OH GOD

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