So her best friend Brooks finally confronts Eureka with all her bullshit.
“You keep Cat around because she doesn’t notice when you tune her out. You can’t stand anyone in your family.” He flung his hand in the direction of the den downstairs, where Rhoda and Dad had been watching the news but were now surely tuning in to the argument above. “You’re certain every therapist you go to is an idiot. You’ve pushed away all of Evangeline because there’s no way anyone could ever understand what you’ve been through.” He stopped pacing and looked straight at her. “Then there’s me.”
Eureka’s chest ached as if he’d punched her in the heart. “What about you?”
“You use me.”
“No.”
“I’m not your friend. I’m a sounding board for your anxiety and depression.”
I want to hug him. Someone had to say it to her.
This heroine needs to die ASAP. She is the dumbest piece of shit I've ever encountered in YA literature. I mean, really, really, seriously stupid. I can say that with complete confidence, and I've encountered lots of stupidity in my day. Here's why: Right off the bat, she's just been kidnapped:
I don’t know this place. I was walking to my bathroom when someone grabbed me from behind and forced a sour-smelling cloth over my face and—someone grapples with my hair, and I flinch.
The kidnapper is her gorgeous math teacher (with whom she's been having a highly secretive affair). Instead of freaking out, instead of running away, instead of questioning why, instead of wondering and constantly questioning WHERE THE FUCK SHE IS, this dumb excuse for a human being thinks it's all good, because the kidnapper is Prince Charming Statutory Rapist (AKA Math Teacher).
Choking back a strangled laugh—no one’s here to hurt me—I reach out for the love of my life, too tongue-tied to say anything.
Where are the other students? Or maybe it’s more than I could ever hope: it’s really just the two—three—of us, and he is finally unveiling his feelings.
AAH. NO. NO. YOU FUCKING MORON. STAHHHHHHP. AND THIS IS WITHIN THE FIRST 2 PAGES. 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CANNOT.