Shows how much I pay attention: I've mixed my sports hockey ≠ American football.
Other than that. This is making me... nope:
"Me: U don't have to text me at all. Actually, I'd prefer if u didn't.
Him: What'll it take to get u to say yes?
Me: Absolutely nothing.
Him: Great. So you'll do it for free.
Me: Not happening.
Him: How bout tmrw night? I'm free at eight."
Learn to take no for an answer, dude.