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review 2014-09-26 13:21

The Last Reader

"Lots of different ways to live. And lots of different ways to die. But in the end… all that remains is a desert."

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quote 2014-09-05 15:15

99 problems, and a book ain't one

"The Siren set his guitar down, took the mic off the stand, and sang to the brunette, crooning seductive notes as she squealed and gripped the edges of her chair tightly. I felt a pang of jealousy, wishing I'd been the one he'd chosen to bring on stage. Midway into the second chorus, the brunette moaned in ecstasy, slid off the chair and collapsed to her knees with her head back, lids closed, and thighs clamped together- clear signs of an orgasm. My last boyfriend couldn't make a woman come if he had half a sex toy store and a map at his disposal. This guy could do it with just his voice."

5% in and he can make the ladies get off just by singing to them....did that really just happen?! Trust me when I say that it only gets better from there! I'm about 25% in at this point and I'm really on the fence as to whether this author was going for a comedic spoof of an NA romance, or if she's being serious. Either way, I can't stop highlighting things and laughing like a mad woman. Can't. Stop.

Priscilla West Quotes Is this book for real? Reckless uncontrollable laughter

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quote 2013-10-24 02:53

The Zombie Bible Reads...

A man's at odds to know his mind cause his mind is aught he has to know it with. He can know his heart, but he dont want to. Rightly so. Best not to look in there. It aint the heart of a creature that is bound in the way that God has set for it. You can find meanness in the least of creatures, but when God made man the devil was at his elbow. A creature that can do anything. Make a machine. And a machine to make the machine. And evil that can run itself a thousand years, no need to tend it.

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review 2013-09-29 16:07

Some Like It Hot

"We shouldn't talk about it like this or we'll scare poor Caymen. Don't worry. You'l like it. Lots of creepy old men who will want to dance with you. Lots of food that looks like it might crawl off your plate. And the band is so exciting they don't even need a lead singer."
"I'm in that band. I'm glad you like it," I say.

Best book freaking ever! Hilarious and that deadpan sarcasm is why Caymen is absolutely amazing!