The book itself is not four stars. Quite honesty, Hines if that book had ever been published in the original form, it would have been the last thing of your I read.

That said - what this is is Hines first novel, written while he was in college, and basically a novelization of a gaming session. However, Hines has applied his snark to his own writing, making this a four star read simply for his own comments. Additionally, if you have ever corrected a bad essay then this is what you want to do instead of searching for those polite ways to say - this is stupid.

I think I just gave myself nightmares because I finished re-reading this yesterday.

Oh wait, I didn't.

I wish Crowley were real, I really do

Pratchett vs. Egypt? Guess who wins?

What happens when an assassin inherits a kingdom that is stuck in the past? Read this to find out.

In fact, I think Pratchett might have been on to something

Why did I give this two stars the first time I read it? I have no idea.

The whole thing with the library made me cry. I need a banana.

Rincewind faces his most horrible situation yet.

A pretty woman and a magic hat.

I really, really hope that Pratchett's  Death is death.

And be nice to cats.