"The Siren set his guitar down, took the mic off the stand, and sang to the brunette, crooning seductive notes as she squealed and gripped the edges of her chair tightly. I felt a pang of jealousy, wishing I'd been the one he'd chosen to bring on stage. Midway into the second chorus, the brunette moaned in ecstasy, slid off the chair and collapsed to her knees with her head back, lids closed, and thighs clamped together- clear signs of an orgasm. My last boyfriend couldn't make a woman come if he had half a sex toy store and a map at his disposal. This guy could do it with just his voice."
5% in and he can make the ladies get off just by singing to them....did that really just happen?! Trust me when I say that it only gets better from there! I'm about 25% in at this point and I'm really on the fence as to whether this author was going for a comedic spoof of an NA romance, or if she's being serious. Either way, I can't stop highlighting things and laughing like a mad woman. Can't. Stop.