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review 2014-05-14 18:18
Mirror Sight - Kristen Britain

At around page 464 of this 700+ page monstrosity, I finally had to admit that I just don't have any fucks to give anymore. The series started going downhill with book 3 and now it's hit rock bottom.


The story, at book five, has already reached Robert Jordan and George R.R. Martin levels of dragged out and plotless. The characters have all become unlikeable and irritating.The prose has grown juvenile, like a YA book written by someone who thinks all teenagers are stupid. All the villains are bunny boilers; evil is represented wholly in black by rapists, pedophiles, slavers and animal abusers--every last one. Characters' moral opinions are shoved heavy-handedly into the text, told rather than shown, over and over and over. Romances are all insta-love with absolutely no chemistry to speak of between any of the characters involved. And Karigan, once a great heroine, now acts more like Bella Swan. 


After all the plot threads left dangling in book four, you'd think at least one or two would be resolved here, but instead Karigan is tossed 200 years in the future and nothing, not a single thing these books were originally about, is solved. It is one hundred percent unnecessary to actually finishing the story, and I have to draw the line. I've given this series more chances than I normally do, but I am done, done, done. Not to mention the author writes at a pace that would make a snail snicker, so it's not like I'd remember what happened in this book by the time the next one comes around, anyway.


To all authors who take what was supposed to be a trilogy and drag it out over multiple long, plotless, 600+ page books, you are just taking advantage of your readers and to that I can only say: FUCK YOU.

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review 2013-10-31 19:12
Onio by Linell Jeppsen
Onio - Linell Jeppsen

What. do. you. mean. there's. no. sasquatch. sex?


Onio by Linell Jeppsen




Onio by Linell Jeppsen




DNF at 23%  ;___;






Original review: I'm planning to tear Sasquatch Jesus Christ up.




Buddy read with ma girls:


Sarah, the ringleader

Anzu, the facilitator







So ready for some sexy pelt.






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text 2013-10-15 01:39
Page 68 - Hmm.
The Red Queen Dies: A Mystery - Frankie Y. Bailey

This is dragging a bit. Too much backstory, and some of the descriptions seem awkward. Still, the premise is intriguing enough to continue.

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text 2013-10-14 21:21
The Red Queen Dies: A Mystery - Frankie Y. Bailey

This is pretty damn cool so far.

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review SPOILER ALERT! 2013-10-02 15:03
'How I Live Now' Review: Dafuq is going on?
How I Live Now - Meg Rosoff


I'll admit I only picked up this book because I saw the movie trailer for it and was intrigued. However, I have the feeling the movie will be a lot different than the book, and I'll like it better. (I know, blasphemy RIGHT?!?! What avid reader ever picks the movie over the book?!)

The movie trailer for entertainment purposes.

So yeah... about How I Live Now. I want to start by saying THIS BOOK IS WEIRD. That's not usually a bad thing, I've read and enjoyed some weird books in my day. Maybe I should elaborate by saying that some things in this book make no sense. How I Live Now suffers from either an identity crisis or multiple personality disorder.

I apparently didn't pay close enough attention to the description because I thought this would be a historical fiction, taking place before WWII. It's not, and it's set around a fictional WWIII. That was sort of my mistake though.

*Mild spoilers from here on out, but nothing major*

The story starts off about Daisy, her eating disorder, and her other psychological issues. However, war breaks out and England is invaded, and I just kind of assumed it would be a wartime story about these kinds on this farm with no adults trying to survive. Then it morphs into a romance. Not just any romance though, a romance between a 15 year old girl and her male cousin who is a year younger. Cue the cousin sex. Cousin sex like rabbits. (At least it doesn't go into detail.) But wait! You find out that these cousins are special kids (with the exception of the older brother, who really has no purpose) that can talk telepathically to each other or to animals. What?! Yeah. It never really elaborates on the how or why. At this point the war really picks up and it becomes more like a dystopian, and gets pretty depressing after everyone is split up.

Here is what really bugged me though... at around 83% the reader is suddenly transported to a completely different country and different circumstances for Dasiy, with absolutely no explanation. It's extremely confusing. The only reason I didn't start thinking I was missing pages was because there was a blank page with a big black spot on it in between the chapters. (What is that even? What a stupid transition!) It kind of gave me figurative whiplash. It eventually gets explained and you figure out what happened, but still... it doesn't really work. It's confusing and dumb.

Anyway, the book ends with a strange and sort of depressing HEA. Feel free to message me if you ever want to discuss that ending. I won't go into it here.

I'd also like to point out the strange writing style. It was hard to tell who was speaking sometimes because there was nothing to mark dialogue. In fact, there was very little punctuation at all, and run-on sentences as far as the eye can see.

"Dead things everywhere and when the stink hit you it was like nothing you ever smelled before and when you hear people say something smells like death trust them because that's the only way to describe what it smells like, putrid and rotting and so foul your stomach tries to vault out through your throat and if your brain has any sense it wants to jump out of your skull and run away as fast as possible with or without the rest of you so it never has to find out what's making that smell."

Why yes, that is a direct quote of one sentence from this book. Ya know, so you are prepared for what reading this is like.

How I Live Now isn't completely bad, it just isn't completely good either. It left me confused and uncertain on how to feel about it... which is funny only in that I think How I Live Now is confused and uncertain about the kind of story it wants to be. It's like making a stew where you throw a little of everything in and just hope it turns out edible. There are so many strange things going on and you never learn the how or the why. Why the war? Who invaded? Where there actually two wars? One in England and one in America? Why do these kids have psychic abilities? NONE OF THIS MAKES ANY SENSE.

I'd love to see what others think of it.

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