Tag: LOOOOL • BookLikes

text 2013-12-12 01:49

A good friend of mine turned me over to the reviews on Amazon for 'BIC Crystal For Her Ball Pen' and I have to share some of these reviews:

"I can't find a switch to turn it on, and it didn't come with batteries. This is not the "for her" product I was expecting. At all." - one star

"I used one of these pens post-hysterectomy, and my uterus grew back. Thanks a lot, Bic. Thanks a whole hell of a lot." - one star

"if you are going to make a pen for her, please refrain from calling it a ball pen. we're confused enough." - one star

"I was dissapointed to find that only one fifth of the pens I recieved were pink. Or, maybe more, I can't do maths." - three stars

LOOOOL random

Source: www.amazon.com/BIC-Cristal-1-0mm-Black-MSLP16-Blk/dp/B004F9QBE6/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_i

review 2013-12-12 00:25

ROMANCE PARODY FOR THE WIN

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What She Didn't Know (Vapid Vixens I) - ...

Had a rough day? Trolls getting you down? The prevalence of certain themes in your favorite genre driving you batty? Well, have I got the book for you! Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, I give you:

- Horrifically awkward coincidences
- Word vomit
- Subtle yet hilarious irony
- Alpha males
- Kinky fuckery
- Mating rituals
- Insta-love
- Unplanned pregnancy
- ANGST!
- And of course, a HEA

All within 36 pages filled with dialogue and inner musings that are sure to make you laugh out loud. I enjoyed the hell out of this short, it was just what I needed after an especially trying day. I spend so much time lamenting about overused tropes and themes and it was great to just sit back and laugh at them for once.

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