The Wrong Highlander - Lynsay Sands
It started off well. What happened?
Oh I know what happened. Flow was tossed out the window for awkward sex scenes that I skimmed.
The first half of the book was choppy. You have the opening salvo (good), you have a bungle that really makes no sense. I realize the H isn't the healer she thought he was but he'd worked with his brother enough to know you don't put someone in bed with a sick person. And this was essentially a setup for him to trip and fall into the h's father's bed, followed by nearly nailing her (beside her father?!). Someone walked in, otherwise...
Then we're told that days pass while dad is healing from an infected boil on his arse. He then metaphorically dons the kilt he'd tossed aside 14 years ago when his wife died, and presses the h into going on an expedition with the H for the sole purpose of getting the two of them in a compromising position, also known as awkward sex scene #1, because a) he sent her cousin to spy on the two and b) the H was under the impression she was a bored lonely widow. This ends abruptly when a)he discovers that widowhood apparently occurred before the wedding had been consummated and b) she takes an arrow to the chest.
We're told they spend several days playing chess (I think) before his brother tells him he needs to get a move on with the seduction business. Then we get improbable fondling where a woman who can't walk across the floor to a table without being out of breath is apparently able to handle multiple orgasms. The day after, she's nearly drowned in her bath, and while she's recuperating from this, he's out trying to find WhoDunIt and getting stabbed in the back. He passes out while being stitched up, having suffered falling down secret passage steps and getting stabbed, and yet, somehow has enough blood left to power two heads. She still can't walk across the floor but she's up to a sex marathon.
Somewhere around here it stops telling and starts showing as to all the castle goings on. So we're treated to a day's worth of wild goose chase which ends when everyone leaves her alone in her room. Well, the secret passage is locked...isn't it? Oh. Right. Nobody ever checks.
So...choppy. The first half treats us to an hour here, an hour there, few minutes to the side, then the second half hits and it's almost play by play (includes a trip to the garderobe even)