Cool to the Touch combines two things that should never, ever go together. Zombies and sex. Yeah, you read that right. Zombie sex. Sex with zombies. Not exactly the stuff of which dreams are made.

“How consuming is love?”

Would you believe me if I told you this is a sensitive and eloquently written tale of love, loss, lust and utter hopelessness? You should because it’s true.

I quite enjoyed it. It’s not all up in your face gross as most of the “monster porn” I’ve read has a tendency to be (not that there's anything wrong with that either!). It’s sexy but not super explicit. It’s .99 cents for 12 pages of terrible beauty and if this author decides to write a full out erotic horror novel I’ll be the first in line to one-click buy it.

Read it if this is your thing. I won’t judge you. Come on. You know you want to. . . Here's a small sample of what's in store. You can blame my GR friend Tressa.

"Things were precarious just then. I could feel the aftershocks of her own pleasure clenching me at the root, as if every drop of me might bring her back from the edge of depravity that she stood upon."

And by sickos, I mean me.  And whoever wishes to join me.

"Shane, how do you sleep at night?"
-Jack Ketchum, author of The Girl Next Door and The Offspring

Improve your life through nonstop sex and violence!

Gary is a fucking loser. He spends his days jerking off to hentai and fantasizing about his ideal life. One day while sitting in his hidden spot in the woods, he encounters the perfect girl. She is his ultimate fantasy. The only problem - she isn't human. She's an otherworldly creature who feeds on acts of sex and violence. Lots and lots of violence...and she is a complete glutton for it.

Fat Off Sex and Violence is the most extreme work yet by one of the most exciting new voices in horror. Don't try to resist, give in to your worst instincts. Welcome to Shane McKenzie's world.

“I crave your beauty. The despairing feelings you imbue in others, your masterfully concealed wretchedness and your physical grace embody a perfect creature. If only the Master would permit me to take a bride…”

 

Ahhhh, Krampus just wants some lovin'.  Might I be his perfect woman?  If only the Master would lighten up.  

 This picture (the chain, the tongue - good god, the tongue!) combined with the images in this book? Kind of terrifying, if I'm being completely honest. 

That is all. For now.