I couldn't help but do another comparison today, just because I felt like looking at pictures of Robert Pattinson. I am being productive, seriously. 

Stephenie Meyer's Edward Cullen:

Fanfiction's: 

I like my Edward with a slice of badness. Which do you prefer?

Have you ever heard of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator? If you haven't, I provide some links. If you have, I make some predictions as to what personality types Bella, Edward, Katniss, Peeta, Gale, Tris, Four, Rose, Dimitri, Adrian, and Sydney are. Do you agree with them? Do you do something similar?

You know, if Edward had simply allowed Bella to be crushed by Tyler's van in Chapter 3 ... I wouldn't have to read any more of this book. It would be over. 

Sounds like a fair trade-off to me. 

That's when I noticed the still, white figure. Edward Cullen was leaning against the front door of the Volvo, three cars down from me, and staring intently in my direction.

Guys, I want you to remember this update. These two sentences signify the moment that every book boyfriend became an epic, stalkery douchcanoe. 

After you're dead, that is.