I'm not going to rate this, because it wouldn't be pretty.

First off, the name-dropping of various M/M authors and their books was irritating. I didn't realize this was a commercial.

Secondly, WTF - cliffhanger? This event is not meant to be used that way. Stories, no matter how short, should be at least somewhat complete. Am I supposed to buy the book that will continue this short story? Is it meant to be a teaser?

Thirdly, disparaging remarks about girl parts from a gay man. Seriously, that's just ridiculously cliched. And offensive to some. Possibly not the best way to appeal to female readers, who comprise a rather large chunk of your audience.

Fourthly, vampires, wolf shifters, and angels, oh my. Five men, excluding the narrator, living on a ranch, all of them supernatural in some way. Too much going on, with too little explanation, in less than 10k words. I guess if you're going for a cliffhanger, hoping to entice readers to buy the full book, that may seem logical. 

While I appreciate the author donating his time to this event, this story didn't work for me at all.

You have got to be kidding, right? Not only is this a thinly veiled real people fictional account of a little Indie movie called Twilight, and Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson, but the author also posted this on Fanfiction.net under the Twilight category? 

WTAF?

In where Neanderthal Ehd (Edward) meets time traveler Beh (Bella though her name has been changed to Elizabeth in the published version) who falls into his pit trap after traveling back, way back, in time. All he can think about is putting a baby in her, all she wants is get back home. He grunts a lot, because, you know, language wasn't actually invented yet in those days. 

This is the former Twilight fanfic Client No. 5 by Holly Holliday, who is also Hannah81, who has previously published regurgitated Twilight fanfic as Hannah Downing. 

Formerly the Twilight fanfic Pacifically You by RobstenCuteness.