I normally try not to submit more than a couple interlibrary loan requests, but I've been breaking that personal rule a lot lately and now everything seems to be coming in at once. I have three ILL books checked out at the moment, with another two or three that could come in at any time.

It's iffy whether I'll manage to read and finish this. I'm not really that good with nonfiction, except in audio form. Still, I thought it might be interesting to read about Jane Jensen, who I know primarily as the creator of the Gabriel Knight adventure games.

The events of the previous book/game left Gabriel Knight somewhat wealthy and in possession of a drafty castle in Germany. His writing career has finally taken off, but he's having trouble with his latest book, so the werewolf case that the local villagers bring him is a welcome distraction. The police think the killings are being done by wolves that escaped from the zoo. Gabriel, who found a giant paw print at one of the crime scenes, feels differently. His investigation gets him involved in a private hunting club whose members appear to have a lot of secrets.

Meanwhile, Grace has gotten tired of being Gabriel's shopkeeper. She put off getting her PhD for Gabriel and his supernatural investigations, so she's darn well going to make him involve her in his latest case. She flies off to Germany and, since Gabriel's off doing his own thing, devotes herself to the research she's so good at. She discovers that Gabriel's current case may have its roots in the events surrounding King Ludwig II's apparent descent into madness and his mysterious death.

The first book, Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers, managed to be both terrible and enjoyable, even though I'd never played the game. I had played The Beast Within but never finished it, so I was especially looking forward to this novelization. Unfortunately, it turned out to be a disappointment.

I will say this: it was nice to finally learn how the story ended. I can't remember if I got stuck during the chase in the forest or the chase at the opera, but I do know that I died a lot and finally just couldn't take it anymore (this was in the days of slow phone-line-hogging internet, so I probably didn't look for a walkthrough). This was a much less stressful way to get the whole story.

And that story was kind of amazing. Jensen wove together a hunting club that was engaged in various illegal activities, Ludwig II, Wagner, opera, and gay (or possibly bisexual) werewolves. How often do you get to read something in which opera literally helps save the day?

I remember liking the original game a lot. I vaguely recall having some problems with the characters and story, but they were generally overshadowed by my enjoyment of the well-integrated puzzles, gorgeous locations, and impressive-looking cutscenes (or at least they were impressive to the me of the late '90s).

Unfortunately, The Beast Within's novelization left a lot to be desired. Unlike the Sins of the Fathers novelization, it felt a lot more like an original novel than a game novelization, but this didn't turn out to be a good thing. I kind of missed the cheesy/silly “game logic” moments. Sure, Gabriel made use of his trusty tape recorder a little more than was believable, and he still picked up the occasional random item that he didn't immediately know would be useful, but he rarely did truly off-the-wall stuff like using mud from a freaking river bank to make a usable bracelet mold.

The most off-the-wall thing Gabriel did was talk to people and actually expect them to tell him what he wanted to know. And sometimes they did! He was completely out of his element in Germany – hardly any contacts, no German language skills, little-to-no knowledge of the country. The main thing he had going for him was the Ritter family name and the money he had leftover from the fistfuls he grabbed at the end of the previous book/game. I suppose you could say game logic was in play any time anyone took him into their confidence.

Gabriel managed to be slightly more annoying this time around. He was painfully American in his lack of knowledge about anything around him (Grace was more prepared to visit Germany than he was), and he somehow still managed to find time to ogle the ladies (including a weird scene in which Von Glower, the head of the hunting club, basically let him borrow his girlfriend for sex).

Grace was a huge disappointment. She was underutilized in the previous story, so I thought her having a larger role would be an improvement. However, her instant jealousy and cattiness towards Gerde, who she assumed Gabriel was sleeping with, made it hard to like her. Grace and Gabriel weren't a couple, he hadn't even treated her all that well in the previous book, and Gerde had done literally nothing other than exist to indicate that she and Gabriel were together. If Grace was going to be mad at someone, it should have been Gabriel...but he wasn't around and refused to tell her where she could find him. I could maybe see the allure of being a supernatural investigator and putting up with Gabriel for that reason, but I couldn't understand Grace's romantic interest in him.

You know who Gabriel did have chemistry with? Von Glower. Jensen had a few missed opportunities in this book, all of which had to do with character sexuality. Several characters were identified as being gay, when it might have been more accurate to say at least one of them was bisexual. Gabriel was almost magnetically drawn to Von Glower, who he described as having “effortless charm” (134) and “shoulders broad enough to take on the world” (219). It wouldn't have taken much to write Gabriel as bisexual as well. Instead, Jensen tried to set Von Glower up as a father or older brother figure and threw in the girlfriend-sharing to remind readers that Gabriel was a bit of a womanizer. Bah.

Anyway, most of the big adrenaline-filled moments near the end of the book wouldn't have needed to happen if Gabriel hadn't

I was hoping for some of the same “so bad it's kind of good” fun of the previous book, and instead I got something that was just bad. It was nice to finally find out how the story ended, years after getting stuck in the game, but can't recommend this book for any other reason.

(Original review posted on A Library Girl's Familiar Diversions.)

I'm finally done. YAY.

Unlike the first book, this felt more like a novel (as opposed to a novelization of a game), even though I'd played the game and could recognize game moments in it. Unfortunately, it wasn't a very good novel.

Hopefully I can write my review soon. Maybe tonight? I'm so relieved that I can now choose a new novel from my paper TBR.

For some reason I'm not flying through this one like I did the first. Gabriel is a bit more annoying in Germany than he was in New Orleans. Also, we finally get Grace's POV, and she's written as the kind of jealous harpy who'd suddenly drop everything and fly all the way to Germany because Gabriel left a phone message that mentioned a woman's name. OMG! He must be sleeping with her! HULK SMASH.

Okay, so Gabriel has pulled something like this before, ending up in a gorgeous rich woman's bed after speaking to her a grand total of two or three times. BUT. It's not like Grace and Gabriel are even a couple, or that he treats her particularly well. He's technically her employer, but it was repeatedly stated in the previous book that he couldn't afford to pay her. She stuck around anyway (out of pity? or because she secretly and stupidly lusted after him? even Grace probably doesn't know the answer to that one). He had her research things for him, things that he knew had gotten a couple other people killed, and he didn't even have the courtesy to tell her everything that was going on so she could decide for herself if she was willing to risk her life. Then she opted to skip getting her PhD so she could stick around and help him with future exciting cases, except he left for Germany without her and made no effort to keep her in the loop.

Grace. Maybe just ditch him and start investigating supernatural stuff on your own if it interests you that much.

Oh, and Gabriel's newest book sounds awful. The main character's name is Blake Backlash, and Gabriel wrote Grace in as Blake's sidekick, but renamed her Fujitsu. Fujitsu. Who of course slept with Blake at the end. If I were Grace, I'd have thrown that book at Gabriel's face. Her taste in men is terrible.

Gabriel Knight is a New Orleans bookseller and horror novelist. He wants to make it big as an author, but everything he's written so far has flopped. He has high hopes for his next novel, which he plans to base on the recent killings the media has dubbed the Voodoo Murders. First, though, he wants to figure out as much as possible about what's really going on. The police think all the voodoo stuff is fake, a smokescreen meant to hide mob activity, but Gabriel's not so sure. He finds his investigation mixing strangely and uncomfortably with the horrifying dreams he keeps having, in which a woman is burned at the stake.

Okay, I'll start this off with a few questions: Have you ever played the Gabriel Knight computer games, and do you have fond memories of them? Are you a fan of point-and-click adventure games? If you answered “yes” to any of this but don't particularly want to play/replay Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers, then this book might be for you. Everyone else is probably better off moving on to something else.

I played the second and third Gabriel Knight games around the time they first came out (1995 and 1999), but I never got around to playing the first one, the one on which this book is based. Even so, I found this to be an enormously nostalgia-filled read. The dialogue, the characters, the way Gabriel went about his investigation, all of it felt familiar. It was wonderful and fun. And also terrifically bad.

Although I haven't played the original game, I suspect the novel is very closely based on it, right down to its depiction of the puzzles players would have had to solve. This is great for nostalgia but otherwise not good, because adventure game logic and book logic are not the same thing.

In an adventure game, a player's inventory can hold all manner of things for however long they're needed. Players pick up all kinds of random junk, even if they don't know how or why it might be useful, because anything that can be picked up is guaranteed to eventually be useful. And just because players think a particular inventory item should be able to accomplish a task doesn't mean that it actually will. For example, a screwdriver is never going to be able to pry open a cheap locked box if the game designers decided that players need to find and use a key instead.

While book logic isn't necessarily exactly like real world logic, it's closer to real world logic than game logic, which is why some of the things Gabriel did and some of the ways characters reacted to him were absolutely bizarre. For example, at one point he decided he wanted to steal Detective Mosely's badge. I would never have guessed that the best and most foolproof way for him to do this would be for him to complain about the heat, wait for Mosely to feel sympathetically hot and take off his jacket, and then ask for a cup of coffee (who asks for coffee immediately after complaining about the heat?), prompting Mosely to leave the office and his jacket, with his badge still in it, unattended. It didn't help that readers weren't told what his goal was until after he'd achieved it.

There were so many weird things. Like the mask with the $100 price tag that cost exactly $100 (no sales tax!). Or the journals from hundreds of years ago that were inexplicably written in English, even though the people writing them were German. Jensen should probably have left that one alone, but instead she drew attention to its strangeness by trying to explain it. The best she could come up with was that the journal writers must have somehow sensed that Gabriel would one day read their entries and therefore wrote them in English, to which I can only say “huh?”

Even back when I was playing the games, I enjoyed them more for their stories and puzzles than for their characters. The same held true for this novelization. Although Gabriel could have been worse, any time he was in a scene with a woman I cringed a little. Nearly every single younger woman was described in terms of how physically appealing she was to Gabriel. In one of my least favorite scenes, Gabriel essentially harassed Malia Gedde, a woman he was interested in, at her mother's grave, telling her not to belittle his love for her. He'd spoken to her maybe twice by that point. Not long after that, the two of them had sex. The only reason I could accept any of that was because it seemed fairly obvious that Gabriel's feelings were being magically manipulated by Malia.

The way Grace was handled could have been better. She was a better logical thinker than Gabriel, and yet he never sat down and bounced ideas off her or even told her much about what was really going on. Mostly, she was there to provide Gabriel with someone he needed to save near the end of the book, and to do Gabriel's research, even when that "research" amounted to no more than checking the phone book for a particular name. I gritted my teeth when she first appeared in the book and Gabriel described her by basically calling her "exotic" without ever actually using that word. For example:

"And beyond all that, Grace was Japanese or, rather, Japanese-American. Although she spoke and acted as American as a native (well, she was a native), there were subtle things about her that Gabriel found incomprehensible. Her loyalty to her parents, for example. She called them daily and they still seemed to run her life to an extent that Gabriel could not comprehend any grown person putting up with. Hell, his gran had never been that bad, and he'd still moved out when he was sixteen." (7)

I'm not sure why some of that info was included, considering that Grace was never shown calling her parents. In fact, at the end of the book she made a decision, all on her own and without even mentioning her parents, that could have an enormous effect on her future. Meanwhile, Gabriel spent a portion of the book at his grandmother's house.

Jensen's writing could have been better. "Relinquished" was one of her top favorite words, used even when other word choices might have been more appropriate, and Gabriel frequently described attractive women using the word "creamy" (there were "creamy" legs and even a bizarre instance of a "creamy" face). There was also a lot of infodumping, although that was probably at least partly an artifact of the original game: lots of instances of Gabriel reading about drumming, voodoo lore, or other subjects in books, or receiving a long lecture from another character.

This was one of those strange reads that I both thought was terrible and thoroughly enjoyed. Here's hoping Gabriel Knight: The Beast Within manages to be similarly appealing. I expect the nostalgia aspect to be even stronger in that one, since I've actually played the game.

Rating Note:

If I could, I'd give this book multiple star ratings: 4 stars for entertainment value, 4.5 stars for nostalgia, 1 star for issues with the writing, either 2.5 or 3 stars for the story. Instead, I've settled on 3 stars. It was a fun read and I kind of loved it even when I hated it, but I wouldn't recommend it to most people.

(Original review posted on A Library Girl's Familiar Diversions.)