"Out of the way, Watson! It must look like an accident! It must appear as if Lanner has carelessly slipped and impaled himself while shower!"
"In the living room? Fully clothed, in front of a witness?" I hissed. "Holmes, nobody will ever believe such an act to be accidental."
"No, they won't" Lestrade agreed, with a snarl, "but I just need to stab that little bastard, right in the face."
"Holmes returned his gaze to the world outside the carriage window. he had a particular love of windows and seemed always fascinated with what lay beyond them. He could stare for hours at the world presented by the pane, wondering if the things he saw were true or only a projection upon the glass, offered to deceive him."