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review 2014-03-02 04:56
Bigfoot, You ARE the Father! - Bytch Williams

Im totally digging these monster quickies! 

Denitra Addams goes onto the Murray Slobitch Show to find the father of her three month only baby. She has four potential sperm donors. Chupacabra, Bigfoot, Icelandic Elf and the Tokeloshe

I got exactly what I was expecting. A parody of the Maury Povich and Jerry Springer show with a freaky Xrated monster twist. You have your classic cast of characters; woman who sleeps around with a long list of potential daddies who just happen to be horny monsters. Don't forget the crazy and obnoxious audience that goes ballistic with cheers and boos. 

freak out

yeti fight

We get Denitra's flash backs with each of the monsters and they are weirdly hot. I was super disappointed that we didn't get a Bigfoot flashback. I mean... its in the title and we don't even get the most famous monster of them all. 

scared and horny

Overall, it was funny but more of a SALTS kind of funny (smiled a little then stopped). The sex was stupid but totally erotic. The story is quick and entertaining. I would recommend this to my friends if they are looking or something off the wall silly, completely unbelievable and pornographic. 

Silly Quotes:
"Her burgeoning breasts jiggling as she lunged for my crotch. Before I could even process what was happening, she was tearing ravenously at my fly, unzipping me and pulling out my engorged manflesh."

"I don't care how many monsters you've fucked, you're a real beast."

"You'll have to wait your turn, Murray," she said, slipping the Yeti dick back in her mouth."

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review 2014-02-25 15:13
What was I thinking? *shakes head*
Bigfoot, You ARE the Father! - Bytch Williams

Ok.  Yeah.  What did I expect from a book called "Bigfoot You Are The Father"?


Well, I probably expected Bigfoot to be the father.  I should've expected to be wrong.


This is supposed to be an erotic parody, which I would take to mean it should be funny.  It wasn't funny in the sense that I was rolling around on the floor in hysterics.  It was funny in the sense that it was so freaking weird that I didn't know what to do with myself.


This girl, Denitra.  Ooh boy!  She likes her monsters, I mean, she really likes her monsters.


She's on the Murray Slobitch Show (yup, you read it right) to find out who her baby daddy is.


Given the fact that the contenders for fatherhood are Bigfoot, Tokeloshe, Chupacabra and an Icelandic Elf, you should be able to look at the kid and see who the father is.


Denitra flashbacks to to her erotic encounters with the monsters, all except for Bigfoot, which I kind of wanted to read after all the others.


At any rate... I'm gonna spoil this for you here -- true to trash tv form -- none of them are the father.  No more spoiling, I won't tell you who the father is.  


After all of that though, where do we find Denitra at the end of the book?  Ack!  She's sucking off a Yeti while getting done from behind by Murray Slobitch.


Bwahaha... ok, yeah.  That is funny!

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text 2014-02-06 21:09
Ok, I just can't help myself, its just... its just... too much. (if you're offended by really weird shit you may want to avoid this)
Dicked by the Dybbuk (Monster Quickie) - Bytch Williams
Butt-Blasted by the Banshee (Monster Quickie) - Bytch Williams
Slammed by Santa (Banged by Famous Monsters) - Bytch Williams
My Lactation Consultant is a Lesbian Werewolf (Banged by Famous Monsters) - Bytch Williams
Savaged by Slenderman - Bytch Williams
Bigfoot, You ARE the Father! - Bytch Williams

I mean, really, look at these. How could I not take a closer look?


The weirdness is just too good to be true.


And, I got the lesbian werewolf one for free last week, I think.  And the dybbuk one is free today...


so, guess what?  I got that too.



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