Ok.  Yeah.  What did I expect from a book called "Bigfoot You Are The Father"?

Well, I probably expected Bigfoot to be the father.  I should've expected to be wrong.

This is supposed to be an erotic parody, which I would take to mean it should be funny.  It wasn't funny in the sense that I was rolling around on the floor in hysterics.  It was funny in the sense that it was so freaking weird that I didn't know what to do with myself.

This girl, Denitra.  Ooh boy!  She likes her monsters, I mean, she really likes her monsters.

She's on the Murray Slobitch Show (yup, you read it right) to find out who her baby daddy is.

Given the fact that the contenders for fatherhood are Bigfoot, Tokeloshe, Chupacabra and an Icelandic Elf, you should be able to look at the kid and see who the father is.

Denitra flashbacks to to her erotic encounters with the monsters, all except for Bigfoot, which I kind of wanted to read after all the others.

At any rate... I'm gonna spoil this for you here -- true to trash tv form -- none of them are the father.  No more spoiling, I won't tell you who the father is.  

After all of that though, where do we find Denitra at the end of the book?  Ack!  She's sucking off a Yeti while getting done from behind by Murray Slobitch.

Bwahaha... ok, yeah.  That is funny!

I liked this only slightly more than Dicked by the Dybbuk.

So, Morrigan is this crazy bird/woman thing and Ashlyn is this cray cray chick that gets off on having her super giant vibrator slammed into her behind.  

I mean, its all ok as long as Morrigan doesn't turn into a bird while she's doing her.

I do have a question, though.  Did Morrigan get off?  Or was what happened at the end enough for her/it?

Well, what can I say, I'm not up to speed on all my monsters.

Dirty hobos aside, this was alright.

I cringed at the thought of sucking dirty hobo peen.  Think of all the fromunda!  I think I just threw up a little.

Couldn't he have been a hot, not so dirty hobo?  Huh, guess not.  It wouldn't have the same effect.

And in the end, chica was kinda smug about the whole thing.

What this book has?

1. Horny human.

2. Horny aliens.

3. Copious amounts of alien cum.

4. Human/Alien threesome, or is it a fourteensome (just a guess)?

There were so many cum spouts flailing around I couldn't keep up with how many there were.

And the little robots that get you squeaky clean after your cum shower.  Yay!