I finally figured out what it is about this audiobook narrator's speech that's driving me up a wall. She says some words so weirdly—to the point I couldn't even replicate it. But it hit me: she adds random h's to certain words. Once I realized it I was reminded of these scenes from Family Guy. What she does sounds very similar except in FG the words do have h's, they're just improperly stressed.
You guys. You Guys. YOU GUYS.
". . . spilling his seed deep inside Lola's valley."
You should have seen my reaction to that one. WHAT IS WITH THIS BOOK?! Because this is the THIRD story now. Not to mention the always sexy "seed".
Holy crap.
*walks away shaking head*
". . .and guided his missile to its target, already hot and wet."
Seems like maybe I should have seen this before, but missile though? Really? This book, you guys.
I should clarify that both of these posts have come from the second story in the anthology, A Sexy Christmas Carol. I really hope the last story in this book is good.
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