Two new ones: coochie and hoo-ha...it's used in the heroine's inner thoughts during sexy times. I think it's supposed to be funny but it's still distracting and nowhere near sexy.
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It's a fantasy, I get it. We all want to be the heroine getting off every single time with only the aid of the hero's magical penis. So I get why authors are writing it that way. Do readers want to read sex scenes where women are frustrated that men come too quick and leave them hanging in the win...
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I used to get worked up over authors blatant misuse and misrepresentation but I have to remind myself that it's fiction. But sometimes, an authors goes too far and my hackles are raised.
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The hero takes some from the front with his fingers and lubes her back door up. YEAH, RIIIIIIIGHT!!!
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Ooooohhh don't get me started on DP!! Two pringle-sized penises stuffed inside ANYONE...even someone who is no virgin is just TOO MUCH!!! And I've read scenes where there is NO lube at all. The heroine is usually so turned on that she's dripping with her arousal/creme/juice (which leads me to anot...
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I'd rather have my womb pounded than my arse! LOL!!
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I agree! What you mention is what bothers me mostly. When the scene is written more realistically even with the unlikely orgasm, I'm fine with virgins. But if it happens five times then they go at it again the very next morning like she wouldn't be sore...no bueno. AND he supposedly has a giant p...
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Romance Ranting
discussion: Euphemisms
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