i'm alergic to latex and it makes me break out in a rash so most condoms are out for me because the last thing any of us want is a vagina rash . The alternative is the ones made out of sheepskin , but it always creeps me out because does that mean Victor and I are having sex with a sheep ? A dead sheep , actually . So bestiality and necrophilia . And a three way ,I think . I actually mentioned this to Victor and he immediately booked a vasectomy , which is sweet because it's nice he cares about me . He claimed it was less his caring and more " Id rather have my nuts cut off than have to listen to you talk about having three ways with dead sheep.

"Do you have dragons here?""

"Doesn't everyone."

Oh my God, it hits. I'm in the mental ward.

“She is beautiful. The thought came out of nowhere and shocked me into next week."

“Dedicated to everyone who knows the importance of laughter, and counts it as their workout for the day.”