Well, it doesn't involve cute little innocent kittens licking themselves and being adorable, let me tell you!
I HAVE SEEN THINGS THAT CANNOT BE UNSEEN!
And I even had this whole
Bolton/Frey alliance figured out (though not for the entirely right reasons) way back in Book 2. I knew something like this was coming.
Still not prepared.
CATELYN TOO? WHYYYYY?
After all your other monumentally bad ideas. There are not enough palm faces.
And then Jaime and Brienne.
I'm barely a quarter of the way through this book. HOW IS IT GOING TO CRAP ALREADY?!
Like I need to ask. I know how. It's all because of this sadistic bastard! I hate him! (I don't hate him.)