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Cute jokes about Christmas that kids will enjoy telling. I laughed at them. I had never heard most of them. Illustrations are also cute. Fun will be had by all.
Cute jokes about Christmas that kids will enjoy telling. I laughed at them. I had never heard most of them. Illustrations are also cute. Fun will be had by all.
Silly knock knock jokes that the kids will get a kick out of. There are duplicates and proofreading could have been better. Included are bonus knock knock jokes from his other three knock knock jokes. My favorites were 58 and 75. I chuckled at those ones.
We bring you the latest collection of husband wife jokes in English that will have you laughing your socks off. Get ready to laugh out loud with these jokes and husband wife funny pictures jokes!
1. Nothing makes a little knowledge so dangerous as thinking your wife doesn’t have it.
2. Overheard an auction sale: “Sold to the lady with her husband’s hand over her mouth.”
3. When the man displays the strength of character in his home, it’s called stubbornness.
4. “Many men disappear because they know they are not wanted. And others because they know they are.”
5. Husband (to his wife trying on a new hat): “Of course, you can buy it, dear. I like that middle-aged look it gives you.”
6. A woman in the backseat of a car was haranguing her husband who sat behind the wheel. “And furthermore, Henry,” she finished, “when we are driving, is it not necessary to preface every remark you make with ‘Pilot to Navigator.’”
7. “How can you talk to me like that,” she wailed, “after I’ve given you the best years of my life?” “Yeah?” returned the husband. “And who made them the best years of your life?”
8. Maid: “Your husband ma’am is lying unconscious in the hall with a piece of paper in his hand and a large box by his side!”
Mrs. Green (joyfully): “Oh, then my new hat has arrived!”
9. A woman tourist in Greece rented a car and drove out to one of the ancient temples crumbling under the centuries. Posing near one huge fallen column, she asked a fellow tourist to take a snapshot. “Don’t get the car in the picture,” she said, “or my husband will think I knocked this place down.”
10. A man appeared in a newspaper office to place an ad offering $100 for the return of his wife’s cat. “That’s an awfully high price for a cat,” the clerk suggested.
“Not for this one,” said the man, “I drowned it.”
11. Wife: “I’ve got you this bottle of hair tonic, darling.”
Husband: “But my hair isn’t falling out.”
Wife: “I know, but I want you to give I to your typist at the office; her hair is coming out rather badly.”
12. Housewife: “Do you mind escorting me to the garbage, dear?”
Husband: “Why that?”
Wife: “I want to be able to tell the neighbors that we go out together every once in a while.”
13. “George,” she said to her husband as he arrived home from work that evening, “that diamond ring of mine has somehow worked loose off my finger and I can’t find it anywhere.”
“It’s alright, my dear,” he replied. “I came across it in my trousers pocket.”
14. Wife: “I mended that hole in your pocket last night after you’d gone to bed, dear. Now, I ask you, am I not a thoughtful little wife?”
Husband: “Well, yes, you’re thoughtful enough, but, tell me, dear, how did you discover there was a hole in my pocket?”
15. At the big publicity cocktail party, a pretty little blond waitress went around with a tray of cocktails. Late in the evening, a woman asked the host, “pardon me, but have you seen the girl with the martinis?”
“I’m so sorry,” replied the host. “Do you want a drink?”
“No,” said the woman. “I want my husband.”
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This was a LibraryThing giveaway.
Thumbs up because the publisher is based in my hometown.
Cons:
1) The title, which I get, but I got a lot of looks while reading this in public.
2) The entirety of the book is in first person which does make sense for the story being told, but I loathe first person perspective.
3) Some of the situations were so convoluted they were comical.
Pros:
1) The story was told from the victim's point of view.
2) She had a good support system.
3) She didn't instantly know what to do and how to feel.
4) She didn't have instant closure.
We watched as our protagonist, Edie, figured out what actually happed to her and saw how she navigated everday life as a survivor of rape.
Her life fell apart a little too spectacularly for my tastes, but we did watch her work to put it all back together again, which didn't happen instantly. She had to learn how to fuction as a friend, a worker, a love interest and just Edie again.
It wasn't a great read, but it was very good. I would definitely check out more from the author a d publisher in future.
It's in first person, which I loathe. However, considering the story being told, it makes sense for it to be in first person. I haven't decided how I feel about it. I don't hate it though, so that's good.
