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review 2016-12-05 16:12
Monster Porn Monday #3
Pumped By A Pterodactyl: M/F Dinosaur Erotica (Dionna Does Dino Valley Book 1) - Verity Vixxen

*Book source ~ Free on Amazon

 

A rock climber who enjoys sex is offered a lucrative proposition. She agrees, signs the contracts and then gets so much more than she bargained for.

 

Despite the fact I frown on books that start late and end early (8% & 84% for this one) the writing is pretty good, the characters interesting and the plot creative, so it gets a decent rating from me. There’s not much to dislike about this one. I’m a little fuzzy on how the pterodactyl managed to fuck her six ways to Sunday while flying around and the logistics of such a big creature and a relatively small one managing to mate, but this is one is decently enough written that I wouldn’t mind reading more by this author.

Source: imavoraciousreader.blogspot.com/2016/12/monster-porn-monday.html
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review 2016-12-05 16:06
Monster Porn Monday #2
Ridden by the Griffin Prince - Tallia Ravejoy

*Book source ~ Free on Amazon

 

Emily is a virgin on a hiking excursion with a college group. She only went because her best friend, who makes fun of her virginity on a regular basis, begged her to come along. Her slutty friend gets it on with some dude in the group, so Emily wanders off. At night. In a foreign country that she doesn’t know. Yeah.

 

Not horribly written but I’m taking points off for Emily’s stupidity, gallons of cum and yet another hymen located deep in a vagina. In addition, the story starts at 11% and ends at 88%. Short changed yet again. Though the Griffin Prince isn’t short changed at all. He’s huge and yet does no damage to her virgin hole. Or throat. How convenient. Though this is the first time I’ve ever seen a sentence like this: “Cum bubbles foamed from my pussy.” Especially since the position she was in, there was no way she could have seen cum of any kind, bubbly or otherwise, foaming from her pussy. Excuse me, I must now bleach my brain of cummy foam visuals.

Source: imavoraciousreader.blogspot.com/2016/12/monster-porn-monday.html
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review 2016-12-05 16:01
Monster Porn Monday #1
Taken By Bigfoot At The Ranch (Bigfoot Erotica - Cryptozoological Romance - First Time Paranormal Monster Erotica - Erotic Horror) - Fifi De Desiree

*Book source ~ Free on Amazon

 

Poor little rich girl whose husband is gone all the time, gives her incredible gifts and leaves her on their massive ranch where they apparently have no one working for them.

 

Where do I start with this? The writing is horrible. I mean, seriously. There are crimes against grammar committed in this story that are heinous. Was it even edited? If it was then the editor needs to find another career. Because, damn. The most positive thing I can say about this is it’s incredibly short. As far as monster porn goes, a bigfoot makes an appearance at the end, but otherwise pffft. I cannot stress enough how horrible the writing is. It’s like a reading train wreck. No. Just, no.

Source: imavoraciousreader.blogspot.com/2016/12/monster-porn-monday.html
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review 2016-10-03 16:04
Monster Porn Monday #3
Dead Rising: Zombie Erotica - (Dead Rising Book 1) - Amily Clark

2.5 *Book source ~ Free on Amazon

 

Zoe can’t figure out what happened. She was sleeping in her basement, I’m assuming her room is down there otherwise wtf, and when she eventually manages to get out the blocked door she finds the world has changed. Apocalypse Time!

 

There’s not much to this zombie tale. Well, except for the zombie sex and that’s not until the end. It’s a little bit like the Walking Dead and a praying mantis. Trust me. Anyway, the guy comments on how cold Zoe is when he touches her and yet when he impales her he says nothing. I mean, I thought the cold caused shrinkage in guys. How did he not notice her vag was as cold as ice? In addition, this thing needs editing and that ending? Ewwww! I guess there are more stories to this series, but after finishing this one I was paralyzed more with indifference than horror. I’ll pass.

 

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review 2016-10-03 15:57
Monster Porn Monday #2
Supernatural Seductions - Kiki Wellington

*Book source ~ Free on Amazon

 

Jeannie and her husband buy a house in the country and plan to make it into a B&B. It comes with lovely woodwork, woods all around and a horny ghost with a perpetual woody. Wood is the word of the day. And Jeannie loves to buy a vowel. An “O” in particular. Naughty woman. Even naughtier ghost.

 

The fact it isn’t about Sam and Dean is highly disappointing. *sigh* Anyway, this is a middle of the road monster porn. Is a ghost a monster? Unsure. But I wanted a Halloween-y (heh eh weeny) type of monster porn, so ghost it is. He is definitely very horny. And Jeannie is a bit of a slut. She says she loves her husband, but she can’t wait to push him out the door so she can have spectral orgasms with her ghostly lover. Not particularly impressed with her. The writing is only so-so, but the sex is hot.

 

Source: imavoraciousreader.blogspot.com/2016/10/monster-porn-monday.html
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