First thought prior to reading: The MC fucks himself with a unicorn horn? For real?

LOL

I need to read this!





I'm DOWN!!

Did I become unconscious, rename myself Tali Spencer while being unconscious and write a book? Because a main character FUCKING HIMSELF with a UNICORN HORN sounds like the BEST OPENING LINE TO A JOKE or an awesome PWP EVER!

This book had me written all over it! (No, the pic below is not me but I had to represent #unicornrealness)



After Reading: Before you think this book is a one trick pony [insert drum riff]...it's not. This story has substance! This is NOT a Lisa Frank version of gay porn! (Sorry, no rainbow jizz to be found here) (Also note the unicorn was not alive while Vorgell fucked his arse)



Apparently I love fantasy because there are no boundaries. You can go crazy with world building; the possibilities are limitless. Tali Spencer created one interesting world with a new spin on witches, wizards, unicorns and spells...oh my!



In the "Thick as Thieves" world, witches create magic through life and life sources. The entire witch/wizard culture is a fascinating one in this book. Unicorn horn is like viagra x infinity, which must be taken in small doses but our resident big boy, Vorgell consumes the entire horn.




This story exceeded my expectations, the pacing was fast, the dialogue was great (I do seem to love those prickly, mouthy characters), the adventure was totally interesting and I never could predict what would happen next! And the romance took a close second place to the partnership that was formed between Vorgell (our resident unicorn horn fucker) and Maddog aka Madd (one prickly pear of a witch). It was one of those reads where rampant declarations of "I love you" was not necessary. You knew they cared for and loved one another in their own way.



Now though the story is fantasy and funny at points, there's also a touch or serious with real issues: dealing with rape (happened off page), sexual issues (why can't a big giant of man get pleasure out of bottoming? what's wrong with a small guy liking to be in control), sexual preference acceptance and dealing with feeling like an outcast.



There's some dark (not too angsty sugar lovers) swirled into the light and fluffy, there's suspense galore, evil gets vanquished and partnership of a lifetime is formed! The unicorn horn plays a major part in the story but it doesn't take precedence to Vorgell and Madd's relationship.

Vorgell, big blonde giant warrior of Scur - an outcast to his people. He's so lovable and perpetually horny with his massive prick due to the horn consumption (in such a fun place). And Madd - former suckboy/streetkid, thief, bastard and abomination to his witchkin people, I get why he's so sensitive and fights against the ghosts of his past and the role society tries to place him in.

This story hits so many pluses from me. And I have got my eye on this author because I enjoyed the way she writes. The story did not take a nosedive into Snoozeville at any point.

I am one happy unicorn. 4.5 STARS

"I'm straight."

"Of course, you are." Xavier started moving the finger quickly. "You just like having my finger in your ass."



So prison bitching.

This gives great prison bitch! Any prison bitch lovers out there? This book has it, okay? Good psychological turning of a "straight man" in prison. And great smut too. Just thinking about this prison bitch going on his knees before realizing he's on them?



(I'm cooing over here.)

Sage is sentenced for a year in jail. Sadly, he's a pretty boy and straight...not that it matters. When fresh meat arrives, his ass is on the chopping block. His cellmate Xavier, claims top prize and gets dibs on that virgin ass.



Xavier, the bigger alpha doesn't rape Sage the first night. Oh no, no, no. He breaks that fucker down in the head...makes him crave being a hole, makes him need fingers in his ass, a dick to worship.



It's the bee's knees in prison bitch 101: make the hole crave being used.

"This was a mistake. Leave me alone. I'm straight."

Xavier zipped up and yanked Sage to him. "You can tell yourself whatever you want," he said in a low voice, gripping Sage's chin hard. "But you're mine. You'll always be mine. That's why you sucked my dick. Because it belongs in your mouth." His other hand kneaded Sage's ass, confident and proprietary. His voice dropped, "It belongs inside you."

Sage is all twisted in the head, doesn't know what to do. Hew can't think about anything but Xavier's massive, meaty, uncut and thick D. He worries about being straight, struggles with being a bitch, a prison bitch. The mental breakdown when he is released from prison is even better! He has a girlfriend, goes to counseling and he still needs to be held down and filled up with cock.



He learns though. Oh...he learns. Nothing is better for a prison bitch than having that D in any hole your lover wants.

"Maybe I'm not completely straight after all."

"Maybe? You just had my dick in you. It doesn't get gayer than that, straight boy."

Is the story super deep? Nope.
Is it perfect? Nope.

But it delivers a simple tale with enough heat and angst to carry it to the promised land. Just because I found the therapist to be unorthodox (also the therapist's name Natasha Richardson threw me off because it made me think of the actress and she died, made me pout) I'm only taking away half a star. The story is that good. I'll ignore the cut off from prison scenes (it's roughly half in prison, half out) and the therapist because Sage being a needy hole WAS THAT GOOD.





4.5 Stars - totally reading the rest of this author's work.