Holy shit, this went from mildly amusing to meh to holy fuck he is a raging crazy person. First, the chapter on killing sea turtles while his parents allowed it really bothered me. THEN he goes on to a part about how he wants to remind the world about Jesus. Okay, fair enough. Oh no, he wants to send everyone to Hell that he doesn't agree with. Like... transgender people, Democrats, abortionists, Muslims, Buddhists, pretty much anyone NOT David Sedaris. Omg, I cannot tell if he's being satirical or not, but if I can't tell then I'm going to assume you're serious. So, hard left swipe, asshole.