...well, I didn't get what I wanted. In fact, this book fell on its overly spanked ass when it comes to titillation.
It's an anthology, so...
Tale the first features a sex predator who was perfectly willing to pay a hooker to have sex with him, and since she takes money for sex, she can't complain about his proclivities. Only one problem - the h may have been dressed like a hooker, but was v. insulted when he asked her how much. Her spine dissolved in a box of calla lilies and unsatisfied lust, and even though she wasn't asked if she was on-board for a round of BDSM lite, and even though every time he did something she didn't like, she jerked away and demanded to know what he was doing, she still wanted laid bad enough to NOT show him the door.
Tale the second... Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip...
What does Gilligan got to do with romance? Oh, nothing much unless that group of castaways was abducted by tentacled aliens, one dork named Gilligan spilled all the female DNA, and now Uranus is populated by 2 million men and less than 50 women. I mean; this had a lot of promise, but the poop humor was strong, the premise, while doable, a bit less than well executed, and the writing really off.
example:
"Not again, seven times is my limit," Jared grumbled under his breath. He slowly awoke and made a smacking sound with his mouth.
"Talk about bad morning breath. I feel like I just ate a cat." He grinned. "Or a pu$$y"
No idea why that bit of dialog was divided into two paragraphs. But that sort of thing is all through the story.
Tale the third...started out like you were reading an overview of your brother or father or someone's romance, with lots of sex, then dwindling sex due to life... then it got weird. The guy decides to spice things up, so gets handcuffs - apparently cursed handcuffs - fails to note that one needs a 4-poster for that sort of thing (although they do make special bondage sheets)... and then they start getting visited once a week by a sex demon (isn't that a succubus?) disguised as a middle aged lady. They reluctantly allow her to give them bondage instructions, which culminates in a meeting with another couple stuck in a rut, and having fun and games while watching...or was it some sort of competition? Not sure. Was too weirded out really.
Do I recommend? How bored are you? You could probably find more interesting things to read on wikipedia TBH.